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The cat that stammered Posted by: admin (Added: 16/02/2011   Hits: 1127) The Biology Lesson A teacher is explaining to her year 11 students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she tells the class.

I am not one to put you of your fishing but Posted by: admin (Added: 23/12/2008   Hits: 3724) Gone Fishing Last Saturday morning Bob got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage get out his best carp gear and bait jumped in the car and off he went

Car crash Posted by: admin (Added: 10/02/2008   Hits: 1855) I ran into a back of a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car ... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Science quiz Posted by: admin (Added: 16/10/2007   Hits: 1457) The follow science quiz questions were asked by real science teachers. The answers were given by real students who obviously were NOT listening to their real science teachers for several weeks preceding the quiz

Pavarotti Humor Posted by: admin (Added: 16/10/2007   Hits: 1572) Pavarotti is standing at the pearly gates. St. Peter opens them and says, "Oh it’s you Luciano, come on in. Squeeze through."