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The Biology Lesson

A teacher is explaining to her year 11 students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she tells the class.
At that, a little girl raises her hand.
"I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," the girl began, "I was in the back garden with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start. And before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden "That must have been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised he back, went 'Fffff!, Fiffff!, FiffffF!', but before she could say '****-off!', the Rottweiler ate  her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

A little extra.

I found a bored local housewife on the Internet who said she was looking for some hot action.
So I sent her my ironing.


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