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Gone Fishing

Last Saturday morning Bob got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage get out his best carp gear and bait jumped in the car and off he went for a great days fishing.

A mile down the road  he discovered rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, Bob pulled back into the garage.
He came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. He found it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he put his tackle back  in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There, Bob cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which his wife sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that

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