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Politically Incorrect


Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britian."


Mujibar said, "I am ready."


The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."


Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."


The immigration officer said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes, 'green, green, green, green' and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar'."


Mujibar now works at Telecom  perhaps you have spoken to him!

Personally I think he should get a degree for quick thinking

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